it doesn’t make you want to vomit, nor does it make you seasick
it doesn’t block your ears, even when you climb passes
it’s quiet
it allows you to avoid traffic jams
it’s ecological
it’s economical
it’s a pain in the butt
it goes everywhere
it’s on a human scale
it’s disorienting
it’s slow
it’s freedom
it’s never on strike
it’s not unpleasant
it never leaks oil
it maintains splendid tanning marks (ask GG)
